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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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(Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via pizza)

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest, via pizza)

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via pizza)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via ruinedchildhood)

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook